| Jonathan |
Jackie Chan impersonator and basketball player |
| Darren |
Corny rap star |
| Guy |
Secret Agent |
| Alicia |
Singing in a pub |
| Virginia |
Still revising for her GCSEs |
| James G |
Cereal killer |
| John |
On a suicide mission for the marines |
| James H |
The next Jack Dee |
| Daniel |
Rehab |
| Verity |
Librarian |
| Chris Head |
Wild-living rock guitarist (or not) |
| Chris Hickey |
Shouting insults at people in the street |
| Kris Hinds |
Owning a dodgy shop in Soho |
| Chris Hobbs |
DJ (when he's not late) |
| Jason |
With 8 kids in a council flat |
| Danielle H |
Presenting 'Animal Hospital' |
| Raschell |
Chat show host |
| Josephine |
Miami Bass dancer |
| Isha |
In a long-term psychiatric institution |
| Danielle J |
Working in West Ham |
| Michelle |
Putting on weight |
| Christina |
Still taking off her make-up |
| Ian |
Singing with the Wombles |
| Elaine |
Mime artist |
| Jordon |
The Don King fan club |
| Kyriacos |
Street racer |
| Tyrone |
Still in nursery |
| Brian |
The next Streetfighter |
| Richard |
On the market |
| Anthony |
Rocket scientist |
| Lawrence |
Criminal |
